Nov 12, 2017

Stand Up For Louis C.K. - we need to defend Louie against corporate media witch hunt

On November 9th, 2017 mainstream media launched a coordinated attack on Louis CK. I have been a big fan of Louis CK for more than 7 years now and I feel it is my obligation to defend him against the hypocrisy of mainstream media, social justice warriors and the self-righteous PC snowflake police. I started this channel and my videos as a result of fascination with Louie's honesty and humor and for me and countless number of aspiring comedians he is, and always will be, a very important inspiration. To me the story published by the New York Times is an obvious attempt to stifle the growth of any independent creation and it is clearly an establishment coordinated witch hunt. It feels like Hollywood is scared of losing their power. To me it's all false accusations delivered as fake news. It seems it is an attack delivered with surgical precision at the right moment to ruin Louie financially. Since he pays for all movie productions with his own money the fact that the distribution of "I Love You Daddy" has been canceled it seems this can have now serious financial implications, even to someone with a net worth of $25 million.

These allegations went too far and mainstream media is jumping on the ridiculous #meToo bandwagon and they try to put Louis CK in the same box as all recently ousted celebrity rapists like Bill Cosby and so on. From what I read in the article Louie has done nothing wrong, he is not one of them. If you read the article you will find that he first asked, then those women agreed to do what he proposed and then they took part in it! 

I made a lot of videos defending women and real female issues - but this is not one of them. These allegations went too far and it has to stop. The next day New York Times published an article attacking Apu on the Simpsons. 

NYT is clearly going bananas

They're are clearly running out of things and people to get offended by. There is a lot of talk about Louis abusing power yet it is the New York Times and mainstream media that are abusing their position to destroy somebody's 30 year career for no apparent reason.

These are insulting allegations not only to Louie but also to every intelligent Louie fan - we don't buy it. It is clear from the New York Times video comments. 

It is obvious people are not buying this fake-outrage propaganda

We are too smart not to know that there is an agenda behind it and that you try to destroy people for shady reasons using fake outrage and manipulative statements. “Sexual misconduct”, “upsetting incidents”? What is that? Jerking off in front of grown-ups is not abuse. The last time I checked both masturbation and exhibitionism were part of human behaviors. No one got hurt, there are no victims. What is this fabricated anger about? Louis has built his career on outrage and controversy and that's what we love him for.

There is one true sentence in the New York Times article - for comedians the professional environment is informal, the weirder the better. The whole situation is clearly taken out of context. We don't have the frame of reference here. Why are these stories from more than 20 years ago? I heard about them long time ago, I think most people in comedy circles did. No one cares! And why now? Can we all relax? We are all humans. Part of being a human is doing dumb shit!

So shame on you New York Times, Netflix, HBO, FX and every other virtue signaling media corporations and actors now publicly shaming Louis CK and cutting ties with him. You think he is an easy target because his comedy is controversial, but what you are forgetting is that he has millions of intelligent followers and I hope this hurts you more than does him.

As a big middle finger to mainstream media and all of you fake-outraged snowflakes in the second part of the video above I am posting now a collection of the funniest and "most shocking" things that Louie has ever said on the Opie & Anthony radio show. If you agree please share this video. Viewer discretion is not advised.

Aug 31, 2015

Earth Truth: How To Ruin A Perfectly Good Planet In 10 Easy Steps

(Reading can negatively impact your brain. Watching this video though will cleanse your colon and increase your awesomness levels.)

1. Find a beautiful, self-sustaining planet rich in resources, with a perfectly balanced ecosystem. Populate it with your kind - short-sighted, selfish, narcissistic, greedy, illogical creatures who couldn't give two flying shits about anything but cheeseburgers and Kardashians. 

Breed like crazy. Make sure the number of children you have is reversely proportional to your income. 

Make sure you start a so-called "civilization" that violates every possible law of nature and common sense.

Unnecessarily dominate and rape everything else on the planet. Make every contribution to the planet destructive or harmful at best. Limit the planet maintenance to a lazy and futile attempt to fix your own fuck-ups. 

2. Stay uneducated and oblivious to the truth about the planet's energy sources. Make sure you don't understand who you are and where you live and do away with everything that doesn't bring profit. Ignore all scientific solutions and everything related to renewable energy sources like wind, solar, geothermal or wave energy, and the fact that you are made of energy on subatomic level. Instead suck out oil. A bunch of it. And waste it, burn it, spill it. Like there is no tomorrow. Because there isn't. 

3. Build 500 nuclear reactors using primitive, 1960's technology. Place them near oceans and in seismically active regions. Make them blow up at least once every decade. Do some insane nuclear testing underground, on the ground and in the air. Just to see how big of a boom you can get away with. 

4. Cover the planet in plastic. Tamagotchis, Hello Kitty pens and Backstreet Boys CDs - products with a lifespan of a nanosecond and decomposition rate of decades. Make sure it breaks down within your lifetime instead of the expected 200 years so that you and your generation can still experience the damaging neurological effects of the plastic molecules destroying your nervous system and that of every living organism on the planet. 

5. Play God. Mess around with the genetic code of the organisms on the planet. Start introducing genetically modified plants and animals to the ecosystem long before you even get the slightest idea what the code is actually for. Get a vague understanding of a fraction of the DNA and label the remaining unknown 95% as "junk". Allow mutants to cross-pollinate and interbreed with healthy organisms. With the delicate balance of planetary systems you didn't create and don't know how to recreate, what could possibly go wrong? 

6. Vandalize seas and oceans. Use them as liquid dumping grounds for nuclear waste, fertilizers, last summer’s flip-flops and everything else you got bored with. Since water covers only two-thirds of the planet and provides everything vital for sustaining life, acidify the shit out of it and fish out all the marine life. Even the weird ones you have no business catching like whales and sharks and turtles and stuff. And once you're done make sure there is no clean water left for anyone. 

7. Get rid of all the trees. Since they produce most of the oxygen on the planet you don't really need them. What you need is 300 million tons of pizza boxes and titty bar flyers. Replace trees with bullshit crops like soy, corn and some palm trees. 

8. In fact - exterminate all other species altogether. Hunting, poisoning, polluting - whatever works. 100 species every single day. Make sure you lose biodiversity faster than you lose brain cells. While we're at it, kill the bees, they're way overrated. What have they ever done for you, except for pollinating every plant on this planet. Bees suck ass. 

9. Assassinate your personality and silence your awareness to stay as detached from reality as possible. This will allow you to consume three times the amount of food and resources than is actually necessary to live healthily and comfortably. Recycle nothing. Hold out on releasing the latest technological inventions for decades so that everyone keeps upgrading their phones and toasters - trashing the old, perfectly working ones. 

10. Move to outer space. Create an intergalactic business card by dumping thousands of pieces of techno-junk like satellites and broken flags so that intelligent life forms know what kind of irresponsible douchebags live in this neighborhood and why they all need to stay away from this part of the Milky Way. 

The great thing is that you don't really need all 10 steps. In fact, one should be enough. And once your job is complete here - hey, there are trillions of other planets out there you can move to and restart the annihilation process. Besides - you're only going to be here for the next, what - 40, 50 years? 

It is your children's and grandchildren's problem now! Screw them! Screw all the future generations and their tree-hugging hippie problems. Why care if you have cheap booze and free porn? Weeeheee! Way to go humans!